Wankaholics Anonymous
Come in! Don't be shy.
We both know the reason for you to be here.
You finally came out of the closet and revealed your 'intimate' secret.
Don't worry, here at the Wankaholics Anonymous we just want to help you.
Look at you, you can barely stand up! You are as pale as a full moon, after all those sleepless nights at the computer, jerking off at porn.
Just while your wife was asleep in the bedroom.
How many lies did you tell her? Something like "I am sorry dear, i have to work until late tonight"?
How many time you turned her off when she was horny, because you catalyzed all your energy in masturbation?! You are pathetic!
I can see how all this "loss of fluids" have finally taken a tall from your health.
But you came in the right place, here you can finally receive a proper treatment.
Now STAND UP, PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS and show me the cause of all your troubles!