Good puppy!
Do I turn you on?
Remember, you're a puppy now, you can't speak!
Just pant enthusiastically.
Oh this is so hot. My manpet will do anything I command.
Puppy, go get yourself a saucer of water and bring it back. You're a puppy remember so do it on your hands and knees. Bring it back in your mouth if you can.
Lick it up in front of me. I want to see your ass high in the air as you do so.
Now I want you to find something to hump. Puppies don't have hands, remember.
If you can get yourself to the edge, then
"roll over! roll over, puppy!"
Put your paws in the air and scratch your tummy. Kick one of your legs.
I want you to bark happily as you do this.
"Yes, you're such a good doggie. Yes you are, aren't you?"
If you can't get yourself to the edge then put your head in the bowl, your ass in the air and slap your balls from behind 10 times. Make sure you whine.