What do you mean your balls are too sore for you to walk?
Blue Balls?!?
Babe, there like not even in the cage. They're just hanging out free and unpunished.
This ball is blue. Your balls are not.
I don't think you understand how sore your balls could be.
Sigh... well, I need a few minutes to get ready anyways. Cool off, but if I have to come down here to get you I am dragging you up the stairs by your balls.
Understood?