You want me to help you become a man worthy of fucking me on the beach?
Well.....
You'd have to lose weight.
Like at least 35lbs.
And build up those arms and legs a bit.
I want to be pinned down and fucked into the sand just like the girl.
You're kinda weak as fuck, to be honest.
I don't know...
You can't do much of anything, how am I suppose to motivate you to be a man?