Babe...... you use to be stronger, fitter, sexier.
You use to be able to fuck me hard and make me scream.
What happened?
Now you're fat and lazy.
You don't even try to fuck me anymore, you just think about me naked and jerk your cock in the bathroom like a little boy.
And your dick....
Well, you're expanding but your dick is staying in the same place.
Or, at least I hope that's the case.
It might be just shrinking away with your manhood.....