OK, I know that it isn't the nicest place on earth to work, but you're a male whore dressed as a woman. People don't ask for you.
Start by taking a nice shower and shave yourself. Then put on your makeup and your slutty clothes (hold-up stockings, skirt, thong, high heels, a bra, a small top, ...). Fill your bra with waterballoons or something.
Then you fill your purse:
* a dildo
* your makeup and a small mirror.
* a butplug
* the small empty bottle
* the wooden spoon (or replacement)
Use the toilet if you have to but sit down like a girl.
When you're finished, continu.