Stop!
You want me to believe that Masha, who blushes when Natalie and Shelly come into the kitchen holding hands, that she carries on fun sessions with her girlfriends back in Russia?
Unh uh.
Start squeezing those balls, zero. Squeeze them as hard as you can for the next thirty seconds. Count out loud.
I hate fucking liars. Take that wooden spoon and spank the head of that cock 18 times. I really want it to hurt, zero.
Lastly, edge three times. While you rest, repeat, "A zero should not lie to women." Repeat it ten times between each edge, then move on.