Testicle Endurance Becomes Sport
We are already on to trial 2.
Things tend to get progressively more difficult as the season progresses. The first trial is always a relatively easy one so hopefully you've got a win under your belt.
[Metronome set to 100 bpm]
Do not start until you have thoroughly read the instructions:
1.)Grab your balls tightly with your weak hand. Now punch them 20 times [2] in sync with the metronome. Now wait 5 beats.
2.)Punch them 20 times [2] in sync with the metronome. Now wait 5 beats.
3.)Punch them 20 times [2] in sync with the metronome. Now wait 5 beats.
4.)Punch them 20 times [2] in sync with the metronome. Now wait 5 beats.
5.)Now punch your balls 10 times [3] in sync with the metronome then wait 2 beats.
Repeat process until you give up.
It is your responsibility to remember when you gave up. As usual, once you begin a cycle you cannot stop until the cycle is over, however you may quit between any cycle. You will have to decide while you rest if you will continue or quit.
Continue when finished.