Testicle Endurance Becomes Sport
Trial 10
[Set your metronome to 150]
Grab your sock ball smasher! You're going to have to really choke up on the sock (maybe even to the point where there's not slack between the basher in the sock and your knuckles) and swing swiftly to be able to hit your balls at this speed.
Also, I want all the competitors to lay down on their backs with their legs together and their balls lying on top of their legs/quads. Things are going to get tough now!
Deep breath it's time you show your endurance.
1.)20 hits [2] rest 5 beats
2.)35 hits [3] rest 20 beats
3.)20 hits [2] rest 5 beats
4.)35 hits [3] rest 20 beats
5.)10 hits [4] rest 10 beats
6.)35 hits [3] rest 20 beats
7.)10 hits [4] rest 10 beats
8.)50 hits [3] rest 5 beats
hit [4] indefinitely
That's A LOT of hard hits to those tender and sore balls, if you even got close to surviving that. This is how we separate the wheat from the chaff. Remember, if you messed up - you have to restart - be honest. It's only fair for the other competitors.
So who among us has iron balls? Shall we see?