Testicle Endurance Becomes Sport
Trial 4
[Set the metronome to 50 bpm]
Competitor 1 scored 41
Competitor 2 scored 35
Competitor 3 will go at the same time you do.
[Grab your sock weapon] Get on your knees and make sure you are holding it in a way that you can accurately strike your balls at 50 bpm and keep up. (Remember any mishits or hits that aren't hard enough mean you have to restart the whole trial)
1.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [3] in sync with metronome and wait 3 beats
2.) Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [3] wait 3 beats
3.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [3] wait 3 beats
4.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [3] wait 3 beats
5.)Then swing it into those nuts 10 times at [4] and wait 5 beats
6.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [4] and wait 5 beats
7.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [4] and wait 5 beats
8.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [4] and wait 5 beats
9.)Swing it into those nuts 10 times at [4] and wait 5 beats
Then swing it 5 times at [5] and wait 5 beats
Repeat indefinitely.
If you were swinging at [5] your poor balls must be really sore. I can't wait to show you Trial 5!