Did I tell you to stop gripping your balls with your weak hand? There will be consequences in the future if you make mistakes. These can be seen as positive consequences, because your goal is to please me and make me horny by beating your balls. Over and over.
Open up http://a.bestmetronome.com/ in another tab and set the tempo to 50 beats per minute.
One thing that really makes me angry is a limp dick, so you better take care of that any time you get a chance. I will let you know if I want you to edge or stroke, but you better not find yourself limp.
If you stopped gripping your balls in the meantime, FIX IT NOW, and set the metronome faster to 65 beats per minute. If you behaved, you get no reward. I expect you to do as I say.
This time I want you to count how many times you hit yourself.
I want you to punch your balls at the proper tempo at the next intensity [2].
You can stop only after you think it pleases me and not one second earlier.