Ballbusting Depravity
Play time is over. Let the edge go. It's my turn. I always take my turn.
Tie your rope/string around just your balls. Hopefully you have enough slack to wrap it around a couple of times and make it super tight. I want it tight.
Shiny testicles make me very happy. Do this for me.
IMPORTANT: I want the slack string to be facing towards your anus not your navel.
Now grab your paddle/baton. I don't like red balls. I like purple balls. It better be a blunt object that will give you deep pain. I don't want you to use something like a wooden spoon. It affects the skin more than the balls.
Set the metronome to 60 beats per minute. ( http://a.bestmetronome.com/ ) if you closed the window add 5 beats per minute.
If your dick is already limp, add 10 beats per minute. I can't wait LET'S GO ALREADY.