Ballbusting Depravity
I hope your cock's as hard as the tree I'm touching.
If you got sidetracked and lost your grip on your balls, increase the metronome to 80 beats per minute.
I can't wait to watch you punch your balls:
[1],[2],[3],[1],[2],[3]....
In sync with the metronome.
30 times and then compose yourself. Readjust your grip if necessary.
You're not dumb, you know what's coming next. I love when you punish your balls like this. Look at me - I'm worth it. So you will continue NOW.
[1],[2],[4],[1],[2],[4]....
39 times.
You're not done. Am I worth it? Continue now!
[1],[3],[5],[1],[3],[5]...
9 times.
You're not done. SLAP 15 more times.
[3],[3],[3].....
Aww, look at those balls. You can let loose your grip. I sure hope you punished your balls the way I would have. My crock pot is heating up - I can tell from your facial expressions. TURN OFF THAT BLASTED METRONOME for now. It's getting annoying.
Cup your balls but we are moving right along. No dilly dallying.