Do you like my panties?
I bet you do. I bet you wish you could wear them. That you were a girl and that way no one would know about YOUR EMBARASSMENT, YOUR SHAME, YOUR EXCUSE or YOUR LACK OF MALENESS.
These panties would hide the fact you have a BABY DICKLETT, a COCKTAIL WEENIE, a TEENY TINY PENCIL, a SHRIMP or a TINY OLD SOFTIE.
You just have a SISSY CLITTIE, no bigger than a THIMBLE, a teensy tiny TWIG . Just a PANTIE DISGRACE.
But we all know what it really is ...