Are you on your knees? You better be on your fucking knees in about two seconds, you disgusting little worm. I know you're new but I'd expect you to have an ounce of common sense.
If you weren't on your knees, knowing you were about to be in the presence of a Goddess, you are to slap yourself across the face as hard as you can.
I suppose you better take that pathetic little thing doing jumping jacks in your pants out as well. I'd ask if it gets any bigger than that, but I know it doesn't.
Now come on bitch. There's a lot to learn.