The aim of the game is to find all the aces. When you have all four aces at once, you get to cum, and I promise that if you keep playing till the end, then you will get to cum ... eventually.
The game is played in rounds, and for each round you will take the the top 12 cards of your deck to make a draw pile, and then turn them over one by one. My friends will tell you what to do for each card you reveal.
Keep a face-up discard pile of the cards you've revealed and if you find any aces, make sure to put these to one side.
Make sure your deck is well shuffled, then continue when you're ready for the first round.
Good luck and I'll see you on the other side!