"Hello mr. Phoenix, my name is Marie, nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you too."
"So... two days ago you asked for help a god, which you don't believe in, to help you with your sexual life, is that right?"
"Yes it is, but how did you get to know that?"
"We'll get to it later, if we agree on a *cooperation*." she grins
"So if you could explain me what's going on, I think I can find a solution for you. Don't be affraid of being too specific, the more I know, the better I can help you."
You tell her everything starting with your frigid wife and ending with porn that doesn't help you to get off.
"I see, I see..." she says
"I can't help you with the thing you call *porn*, but I can make your wife horny and eager to fuck again. Is that what you want?"
"Yes it is, what am I supposed to do, to make an agreement with you?"