I like you now that you're all dressed, Professor Pantyboy! You look so... feminine. I bet that's always been a problem for you, hasn't it? All the other boys wanted to play sports and you wanted to play house with your female friends?
Did you have tea parties with them?
Aw, how cute... and pathetic at the same time. It always makes me sick to see men who are total disgraces to their manhood.