Keep stroking... and in a minute, I'm going to tell you to go and grab your secret crossdresser's stash.
Oh, don't play games with me. I know you have one here on campus. I know you sometimes prance around your office in women's clothes after your office hours are done for the day. I know this because you told an entire Internet forum. And I have the trail leading it back to your name....so, you should probably go get that before I get upset.
Go get it!