"Well, i'm not an expert on that matter, but someone seems to be in big trouble"
(She points her finger at you)
"How could you.."
(You kneel down in front of her and start begging)
"Please miss, I have no idea how this happend. It was an accident, i swear!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you screwed up royally!"
"Please don't tell Tess about this, please, i'm begging you. I'm so sorry for what i did, please"
"Stop it spermboy!. That's simply not good enough!"