OK, now stop. Take your phone out of your jeans, and open up your Fetlife account. I want you to read off each of the fetishes you have listed there, out loud, to me. If there's something you haven't added or are still kinda hiding, I'd like to hear that too. In fact, I'd like you to add it as soon as you get home, so I can review. While you are reading, aloud, you can stroke yourself to the edge of an orgasm. The towel is there for emergencies, but if you cum, we are done.