The University of Tease and Denial - Lessons 0 to 6
(Elle greets you with a warm smile)
Hello there. How are you doing? My name is Elle, I have doctor's degree in Tease and Denial and I'm very happy to meet you. I would give you my hand, but, alas, the seperator won't allow me to. Please, have a seat.
(Her voice is soft and empathic and she speaks a bit slowly, pronouncing every word with care it seems)
So, how do you like the program so far? It's quite challenging, am I right? It is for everyone. And, to be honest, the start is actually more on the easier side. The program gets harder and harder, but how else should we set up the curriculum, right?
Now, in consultation with Professor Malena, I am here to - of course tease you, edge you, all that spiel - but I'm also here to make some things a liiiittle easier for you, because we know, applicants have different weaknesses. So with me, you get to play fun games and wage priviliges and break some rules a tiny bit. But! (her voice gets a bit more serious, and she looks at you intensely) Everything comes at a price.
You'll see.
You can know though, that I will never lie to you. There's some teachers here that will play with your mind, make false promises, lie to you to tease you more. All this can be very sexy, sure. But that's not how I tease. You can feel safe with me. If I tell you something, you know it's true. That's why I'll tell you know that you will edge a whole lot in our lesson today. (She smiles) I'd like you to thank me for letting you edge.
(Thank her out loud)