The University of Tease and Denial - Lessons 0 to 6
(You see a big office, with a desk and a computer, a small library at the left side and a comfortable looking seating arrangement on the right side. There's 4 more doors in this room and it, strangely, is missing a seperator.)
You must be the new applicant.
(The stunning looking young woman gives you a brief look, eyeing you from top to bottom, then going back to reading her book, apparently unimpressed.)
Stay standing, hands behind your back, don't move. (she says, matter-of-factly. Without looking at you, she continues)
So I hear good things about you from Emily. But she pretty much likes everybody, so I'm not so sure about that. Did you complete the Edging Triathlon?
(You truthfully answer "yes". She turns to you, looks you in the eye as if to read you know instead of the book. Then she raises an eyebrow)
Hm. Haven't cum how long now?
(Answer out loud)