The University of Tease and Denial - Lessons 0 to 6

The University of Tease and Denial - Lessons 0 to 6 by itslate

- less than a six: Oh, poor fucker. Go back a page and do the 5 sequences again. (you can keep your coins)

- six or more: Well aren't you lucky! Give me back those coins (she takes your coins)
Let's introduce you to another sequence.

30 hard strokes in 10 seconds
edge held for 30 seconds with two fingers max
1 punch in the balls
PC muscle held for 20 seconds
Rest for 20 seconds
Repeat.

Do as many of these sequences as you like. Then, when you're finished, and not before, roll two of those dice. Feeling lucky, asshole? Because if you're not, you're getting pushed back to this page. You think this is unfair, because you don't know the rules yet? Fuck off.

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