Ok darling, here's what you're going to do. I want to go in the other room, and get the die that is sitting on the table. Come back here with it and roll it. Thats how many minutes your going to stroke that pathetic excuse of a dick. Take it niceeeee and slowww. 4 seconds per stoke, 2 seconds up, 2 seconds down. You can do it, I know you can.