well fair's fair. Yours are going up, so mine are coming down.
And don't look at me like that! Yes! You're going to get your body hair lasered off! Us girls need smooth, hairless bodies! So much sexier that way. Would the guy you USED to be have wanted a girlfriend with body hair? I sure don't want a girlfriend with body hair, honey...
I love you, honey... you're gonna be such a sexy girl... Such a good girl for me... I love you, honey...