Prove your worth, ass-slave!
For those of you who came already, you are worthless and you are dismissed.
For those of you who could not maintain hardness for 5 full minutes, you are worthless, but can stay in the competition...for a price. Take your implement and alternate whacking your cock and balls twenty times each for being worthless, and repeat out loud "i am a worthless wanker-boy". They better be HARD, stinging whacks, otherwise, goodbye! Everyone keep stroking.
Speaking of "whacks", why not get a candle, everyone. A white candle preferrably, since the white wax stings more than the others (mmmm, I get wet thinking about it! I might have to play with My toy while you boys "play" with yourselves), but any candle will do. Let's GO! You've got 10 seconds! Light it when you have it.