Prove your worth, ass-slave!
You're too slow, LOSERS! For those of you who took longer than 10 seconds, you're dismissed! BYE! Get the fuck out of here! For those of you who took longer than 5, but less than 10, get a ruler and whack your ass 15 times on each cheek! NOW BITCHES! MOVE IT! Hit it harder, you fuckers! I want it RED (my favorite color)! Show Me you can take it! If you don't have a ruler, use a wooden spoon so you can think of Me every time you're cooking with it, but add another ten smacks for NOT being prepared for the One you hope to serve! You are to be naked and kneeling when you are in My presence, eyes down, mouth shut! Your insolence is going to cost you! Maybe you can be worthy to be beneath Me...as My DOORMAT!
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