So...
Welcome, slutboy.
Sit down, and start to think at what you have done opening this tease.
Read the title again. That's right: it says that you are going to do (at least *grin*) three things for us today.
You are going to JERK.
You are going to EDGE.
...and you are going to SWALLOW your own cum for our beauty, thanking us for the privilege of doing that.