The Crush
Hey there, jerk off slut! It's me, your high school crush :P
Okay, I know it's not really, but you know where she is, right? She's on your Facebook- I'd be surprised if her profile page isn't already saved in your bookmarks for easy access when you wanna... you know ;)
Don't act so surprised, everybody knows what a horny little pathetic wanker you are, it's why you would never stand a chance with a beautiful girl like her- besides, you spend waaay too much time on here every day oggling at all of the incredible goddesses in these webteases! Well, it's time for a change.
Why don't you go ahead and load up her Facebook page in another tab, as if you haven't done so already ;P
Oh, and do I even have to ask if you're already naked yet, loser?