So you're applying as a personal assistant of mr. T, just like me.
He's a very talented man, has worked his way up from the gutter and at the moment he has many responsibilities. Your job would be similar to mine, assisting him where we can. This is a diverse amount of work and not always easy, but very rewarding.
If I decide you are worthy enough to fulfill the application the pay and added benefits of this job would mean you could earn more then three times your current income, with half the amount of work. There is one small catch however...