Life hasn’t been easy since you lost your job. Having to put your tail between your legs and beg your on-again, off-again girlfriend to take you back, just so you would have a roof over your head was embarrassing.
But Sara loves you. For that you’re grateful. Cheating on her here and there with girls who are a little less…possessive was fun, but ultimately finding a girl who was
a. As hot as Sara and
b. Willing to financially support you proved too difficult.
This is at least a way for you to keep from hemorrhaging money while you look for another job.