You don't think anybody would think that about me? Awe, you're sweet. I guess I could give you a little more of a show, but only if you'll do the same for me.
Do a little strip dance for me. Rub yourself while you do it, but put on a good performance for me. Dance as sexy as you can. You have to impress me.
As you finish, throw all those clothes into the backseat of the car. I want the keys too.