Now a real man would be able to go down to a club and impress a lovely lady with his charm and devilishly handsome looks. Unfortunately if I sent you to a bar you'd come away with red cheeks, partly from blushing and partly where you had been slapped silly.
So you're going to have to pay for it. And if its illegal to pay for a sex act where you live, then your little dick is out of luck. Now I don't want you to sleep with somebody that you find on the street, I want you to enjoy yourself with a gorgeous escort.