It just won't get bigger, will it? Here shithead, have a look at my panties. That turn you on?
Haha, wow. I've seen some small dicks in my life--it's the curse of living in Japan--but I think THAT is the smallest!
How's it feel being too small to even satisfy a Japanese woman, wanker? I bet it's humiliating. But you get off on that, don't you?