But I'm not a good girl. Come on, you look so uncomfy like that. Just pull him out and stroke that thing. How could it be cheating to touch yourself? Just stroke it.
I bet you're picturing what it would feel like to fuck my breasts? To slide your cock slowly between them. I would tickle the under side of your cock on my tits. Would you cum all over my face? I bet your wife doesn't let you do that anymore.
That boring ball and chain of yours doesn't even give you head anymore. Isn't it funny how she lost interest in that tasty cock of yours after you said your vows. How long now, a couple months? A year! Poor thing, you must be dying for a good blowjob.