Get down on your knees and start whacking off to me. Tell me how much more beautiful I am than your wife. How many times have you cheated on her. I need to know this isn't your first time cheating.
"But I've never..."
That's cooling me off, I like a man who lives dangerously.
"Wait, I do all the time when I go out of town!"
Mmmm...how about prostitutes?
"Yes, I get whores all the time. I admit it, I cheat on her regularly."
You don't know how good it is to hear you say that...