Obey Her Every Command
You're not convinced? You think you're so much smarter because you pee standing up? You think women don't know what we're doing with the gifts God gave us and the power we have over you? I'm going to prove it to you, just how stupid you men are.
Start rubbing your cock, once every 2 seconds while you name off all the places you try to look up girls skirts. I want to hear them all. Work? The Mall? Probably even family reunions you sick little fuck. Did you try to look up aunty's skirt when you were a kid. You're even worse than I thought.
Open up a Word document and list off every place you've looked up a girls skirt in the last year and describe the girl. Let's hear all of it. Friends, coworkers, strangers. Tell me everything. Type with one hand, keep rubbing with the other.