Do you like my panties? I know you'd do anything to try to look up a short skirt. You're not fooling anybody when you try to find just the right place in the cafeteria every day so you're sitting across from some young hottie, dropping your napkin, trying to get that glimpse of her thighs and panties that you don't deserve.
I'll let you in on the secret you little pervert, she knows what you're doing and she's wearing that outfit just to distract you stupid men so you'll waste energy while she gets ahead. While you're wanking in the john, she's stealing your job, lol.
Give me 50 slow strokes, with 3 seconds between strokes.