There are a couple of rules I need to tell you about before we get started...
First, there's no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question directly or give you a direction that requires a response.
Second, in order for my diagnosis to be accurate, you must follow every direction promptly.
Finally, many of my patients have expressed strong desires to engage in sexual actions with me and my staff. Keep your hands to yourself and do not proposition anyone in this office.