Thank goodness! You find a Self-Park garage, where you won't have to face an attendant.
You quickly park your car. Stupidly, you didn't bring a purse. You tuck some money in the only place you can--the pouch of your thong. Luckily there's plenty of room in there. Micro-dick.
Your heels echo through the garage. You grow anxious, as if a biker might leap out from behind a cement column. And you're nearly naked!
Carrying your car keys, you leave the public parking garage.