"Back already?" the bartender asks.
I NEED TO EARN MONEY...I WANT TO GET FUCKED.
"I'm not paying to fuck you. Besides, you can't. You're not ready."
I AM SO READY. So ready it's not funny.
"No, you're not. You need a buttplug to loosen you up."
SO PLUG ME THEN.
He smiles. "Lean on the bar and spread 'em." He walks around to your side.