Stripper in a Seedy Dive
FUCK ME? you exclaim. WHAT?
The bartender looks at you like you're an idiot. "How else did you expect to pay off twenty-seven thousand in damages?"
Your face grows flush. I UNDERSTAND. Oh, boy. He's going to kick your ass when he hears this next part. BUT...ONE THING. I'M ACTUALLY A GUY.
He lets out a harrumph. "Dude, everyone can tell you're a dude. Are you fucking kidding me? No one is fooled." Ouch. That hurt. You thought you were passing as a woman. He goes on and says, "A lot of these clowns like that. To me, a blowjob is a blowjob. And a willing asshole is a willing asshole."
He pushes the tray of beers your way. "You look like a willing asshole."
You pick up the tray. You know you ARE a willing asshole.