Stripper in a Seedy Dive

Stripper in a Seedy Dive by Dildo-Holster

UH, HI, you say. Wow. His eyes cut right into you.

"Are you the dumb cunt who ran into our bikes today?" he asks. His voice totally matches his body--all gruff and gravelly. [STROKE and STARE INTO HIS EYES]

THAT'S ME. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A DITZ.

"Well, ditz, you're going to have to audition for me." He pours you a whiskey. [DRINK]

WHO, ME? [KEEP STROKING] What is it about his eyes?

"Yeah. What, do you think you're special?"

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SPECIAL I AM.

Your car keys jingle in your hand as you lean towards him.