This poor wanker has been trying to smudge that plate for forty minutes. He'll never save up seven loads. I bet he wishes he had some CEI Helper!
Check out this SPH poster-boy's equipment. Code Pink! Code Pink! He needs humiliation, STAT!
All the equipment you'll need is:
--Microwave Oven
--Microwave Safe Container
--Baking Measurers (Cup, Tablespoon, Teaspoon, ΒΌ Teaspoon)
--Fork or Whisk for mixing