Welcome back! Wow you really ARE small aren't you little man.
*chuckles*
Well now lets get started!
Cast the die and lets see how you get to "get up" that little wanker of yours:
If you roll a 1: Just stare at my tight ass to get up... no touching your little pecker now!
If you roll a 2: Use your left hand to get your little pecker hard!
If you roll a 3: Use your right hand to get your tiny pecker hard!
If you roll a 4: Use your right hand to get your tiny pecker hard!
If you roll a 5: Use your left hand to get your little pecker hard!
If you roll a 6: Just stare at my tight ass to get up... no touching your little pecker now!