Good you have everything?
awesome... now why don't you take off your pants and underwear for me?
awe come on... I wanna see your cock. after all you want to see me naked too don't you...
Ok that's better.
now I want you to tie that string to your balls in noose not or some kind of knot that will tighten when you pull on it... Do it!.... Damn it, now I know why your Girlfriend left you.
Better... ok now why don't you take that 2 liter bottle and put some water in it... lets say fill it 1/4 of the way.
Go on hurry up I might take something off while your away....