This is how the game works: we will go through every single part of your body. You will role the dice and then apply as many cothespins on all of them as the dice shows. At the end you will look like a real hedgehog. Or like a stiff-bristled wild pig. I would prefer the last analogy.
Are you ready? Then let's get started!
Your left foot. Your left lower leg. Your left upper leg. Your balls. Your penis. Your right upper leg. Your right lower leg. Your right foot.
Okay, now you may rest and hum a song of your choice in my honour. When you've finished we can carry on.