Okay, you're definitely not good as an actor. But you seem to be quite good in getting things!
Collect the following items and bring them to me. But first pay attention: I forbid you to get more than one item at the same time! You have to get every item separately! I don't want to make it too easy for you.
You need:
- a rope, about 10 meters long
- an alarm clock
- lots of(!) clothespins
- a dice with six sides
- a fabric
- one more fabric (as a gag)
- a lineal/wooden spoon(/hairbrush/similar objekt)
- a pen
- a sheet of paper
Let's see if you are able to do that, jerk.
When you're ready, you can go to toilet and piss, if you need to.