OK. Here's how it'll work. If you do whatever I say, I'll tell her we had a nice, quiet evening. You were the perfect gentleman, even tucked me in at night and never made a move.
BUT... if you DON'T do what I say... Auntie, I didn't know what to do! He was standing there with his weiner out and said something about wanting to wank for me! He said sexual things to me... and I... I had never seen a penis before... and I-I think it scarred me for life! What should I do, auntie?